sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
(Source: rejective)
do you ever “miss” a food after youre done eating it
(Source: pandoricaponds)












